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They're there to stop you from stealing it, they can't do anything once you're on it... Oh, wait, rockets have a set of explosives onboard in case it goes in an awry direction, and it can be activated from the ground... Yeah, I don't think you're gonna get very far either way.
But even if you somehow managed to avoid all of that trouble, you would have to deal with the challenges of constantly migrating across the moon to avoid the lunar night unless you want her to become a h*moid f*id... or you could stay at the lunar poles.